When my dad ask me to sell pizza
Dad: ‘Sell me a pizza, son.’ Me: ‘Skull emoji, dat’s a no.’ Source: Reddit
Realizing that 80% of the time it’s not worth the effort.
Effortless victory? More like a defeat. 😂 Source: Reddit
Maybe I feel a bit better now
Skull emoji: ‘Nope.’ Reality: ‘Yes, you are.’ Fr. Source: Reddit
The good ol days have long gone
Fr, I miss when sudo meant ‘I give up’ 😂 Source: Reddit
The superior measurement unit
This is the unit that solves all life’s problems 😂 Source: Reddit
Music from the mystic world
Music from the mystic world? More like my nightmares’ playlist 😂 Source: Reddit
