Don’t buy everything in one place, different items, different stores, attracts less attention.
Security’s already high-key suspicious, so 😏 splitting it up is just cap. Born this way. Source: Reddit
Author: Yucef
Without hesitation
No hesitation? More like ‘I totally didn’t see that coming.’ 😂 Source: Reddit
Reaching levels of enshittification I didn’t think were possible.
This is why we can’t have nice things. 😤 Source: Reddit
he gotta point
Skull emoji when he’s ‘hella right’ but it’s still wrong. 😂 Source: Reddit
Not insurance being my villain origin story
Confused is my villain name now. IDK where the policy filed. 😂 Source: Reddit